If Major Samar Anand wanted to take on Meera and her ‘Kris on a Cross’, he could have played chicken with a train and saved us 2 hrs.
Or he could have played Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic.
Baffling it is, when a 25 year old makes it into the army and is able to make an international trip in no time.
Apparently Discovery Channel wants to prove the identity of a Indian Army Major by making him come all the way to London. Duh!
Coming soon, Discovery Love. Did you know that orgasm of a pig lasts for minutes? Watch active pig-love on Discovery Love!
Akira jumps of a rock in the middle of a lake. Or did she? How the hell did she reach the rock in the first place?
Mystery, the case of the disappearing rock in the middle of a fricking lake!
Attention Terrorists. Fire your bomb maker. Sticking a wire in goo all the time? Seriously!
Why are those army guys with scoped-guns aiming at the sky and walking around? Hoping to shoot down Santa before Christmas?
So in London, i can walk towards a bomb with confidence, diffuse it and walk out of there, all the while making the London cops look like jack-asses. What if i was trying to trigger the bomb? Ha ha got you! Boom!
Towards the end i so badly hoped that Meera would be an Al Quaida/Lashkar suicide terrorist and blow up both of them Dil Se style!
At this point my greatest fear is waking up to realize that i have to watch Jab Tak Hai Jaan again. Oh! Wait. Correction, i’m being forced to go for Twilight: Breaking Dawn 2.