Oh Mama, I lost my Virginity!

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I could feel her heart beat. It was racing up. Her breathing became heavier with each passing moment. She held me tight and squeezed her against me.

Inching closer, i felt her lips against mine. I slipped into sweet seduction.

Ok period! This post is not meant to be of any pornographic value. The intend of this post is to announce my engagement on my blog. icon smile Oh Mama, I lost my Virginity!

Well, apparently after reading the title and then the first two lines, someone might have got a heart attack and as i’m typing this i’m laughing out loud. Yes the repercussions of this post will be quite sour, but i like the 10sec fun at times. No its not my fiance whom i’m fearing (i’ll fear her post engagement), but its her mother. Yes my Mother-in-law icon smile Oh Mama, I lost my Virginity!

Well she apparently goes through my blog and makes it a point that she reads my twitter feeds too. So this was my way of telling her – “This is me Jerry and i’ll be marrying your daughter icon biggrin Oh Mama, I lost my Virginity! !!!”. Oh, i can so visualize her in my mind right now. The phone at my home ringing, my folks coming to know about the post and they reading it and it all adding up to the visits on my site.

The what the heck is the title about? Well i’m losing my bachelorhood and that is almost as equivalent my virginity. Have been carefree, lived by my own terms, raced my bike on roads, went on late night drives, partied all night, slept through the day. No one to ask why? No one to ask where? But now its all changing. Isn’t that an important phase. I bet!. I will be stepping into responsibilities (yikes!!!) and relations(yawn!!) and have to keep’em all my life. But to tell ya, its a good feeling. Trust me, you should give it a try. But dont blame me if u crash and burn.

Now the details. kindly read the F.A.Qs and if that doesnt answer the questions post your query in the comments and i will reply to it.

Kindly note that questions like “Did you tell her about the night that you sneaked into your ex-girlfriends bedroom and kissed her for the first time?” will be promptly deleted and wont see the light ever again. Though the answer to that will be “No!” icon smile Oh Mama, I lost my Virginity! . What! You want me to get myself killed or what? Stan icon biggrin Oh Mama, I lost my Virginity! , i guess you get the point!!!

Frequently Asked Questions.

Q. Whats her name and location?
A. Bhavna. Hails from Cochin.

Q. What does she do?
A. Working at a s/w company in Chennai.

Q. So does that mean that she is a techie like you and is into blogging?
A. No! and i’m fine with it. Well one of a kind is all thats needed in a family. Have doubts ask my mother-in-law.

Q. Does that mean that you will be shifting to Chennai after wedding?
A. No. She will join me here in Bangalore.

Q. What are you getting as dowry?
A. Nothing! Dowry is illegal. In fact i’m losing stuffs. How about my bachelorhood to start with.

Q. When is the engagement?
A. November 15th, 2009. The Wyte Fort Cochin. Some time after 11AM.(Google Maps Link)

Q. When is the wedding?
A. One at a time plz. Let me get over the engagement first icon smile Oh Mama, I lost my Virginity!

Q. What should i do if i want to attend the function?
A. Call me or drop me an e-mail and we shall make some arrangements.

icon smile Oh Mama, I lost my Virginity! You have thus been invited… (if my in-laws doesnt kill me before the function)

  • Soumya

    will call on the 2nd of nov to check on more….. ;)

  • http://www.suksy.com Sukumar

    Congrats Mate…

    I agree.. losing your bachelorhood is similar to losing your virginity.. just that ppl lose virginity with more happiness than their bachelorhood! :D

    All the best! Enjoy your final days of bachelorhood and start getting into the groove of having to report into someone both at home as well as office!

    Enjoy maaDi! ;)

  • http://www.suksy.com Sukumar

    By the way.. does Bhavna know about all your earlier flings??? :P

  • http://jerrymannel.com Jerry

    @Sukumar – dude No! :D
    i have already mentioned that i wont answer questions like – “Did you tell her about the night that you sneaked into your ex-girlfriends bedroom and kissed her for the first time?”

    :D

  • http://blog.niravthakker.com Nirav Thakker

    buddy!!! does Bhavna know that you spent sleepless nights working at Yahoo Hack day and other such events??? :)
    Congrats btw!!! :) another one bites the dust! :)

    • http://jerrymannel.com Jerry

      :) yes she does. I was telling her about Yahoo HackDay and she slept off.

      • http://www.archanaonline.com Archana

        she doesn’t even tweet?? I thought you would be tweeting like @2s did, about making love during honeymoon n all!! I would say, you can make a post on it, so that your future MIL doesn’t ever read your blog after that???! :D

        • http://blog.niravthakker.com Nirav Thakker

          hahaha!!! Jerry, Archana’s idea is good, ur fiancee is also a techie so she wud understand! ;-)

      • http://blog.niravthakker.com Nirav Thakker

        hahaha!!! same is teh case with me!!! she does not want to listen to my tech accomplishments! :)

  • Nams

    does ur MIL really read ur posts? :-)

    • http://jerrymannel.com Jerry

      yes she does :D

  • Stan…

    Hey why am I the only one to be told to keep quiet??? :( You should be telling your ex-gfs to keep quiet first !!! :-P
    Anyways Bro wishing you all the best !! and yeah it’s kinda sad to see you lose your bachelorhood the only thing that surprises me is why so late!!! And hey we should have a bachelors party before your engagement as well. It’s been a long time since you’ve treated us ;)

  • Narayan

    Hey Jerry, congratz and very happy 4 u :-)

    very curious this :

    “Did you tell her about the night that you sneaked into your ex-girlfriends bedroom and kissed her for the first time?”

    when did this happen? what about your ex ?

    need a advize from u, how to confess 2 my new GF about my old GF’s and my activities, will she oblige with it? n also how will my old GF also react, advize please :)

  • http://www.twitter.com/manjushyam Manju Shyam

    hey jerry,

    many congrats!
    wish you both a happy courting time(once u announce marriage, i shall wish for the wedding n stuff) – one step at a time.

    take care,

  • http://www.daaku.wordpress.com Daaku

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (daaku laugh – required)

    congrats .. :-)

    btw, loosing virginity is fun while loosing bachelorhood is pain in the ASS.

    PS: You are not married yet, so technically you are still virgin :P ?

  • Sreenath M

    Congrats brother.