Lost in Translation...

27th

Nov-2008

Help for Mumbai - Reach your friends

Jerry Posted in Blogging, Crime, Government, India, Law and Order, Life, Nation, News and politics, Security, Town & City Life, friends, terrorism 1 Comment »

I dont know what else i should do other than sitting here and getting furious.  Help for Mumbai - Reach your friends

You can leave a message here, on this post, in case you wish to reach your friends in Mumbai or want your friends to know that you are safe.

Leave your Name, Location and Message -

For my friends — two of my friends Anand Ramachandran and Shyma are safe and sound at home…

Here is an Initiative : Can we help

Leave a message if you’re trying to get through to pals in the city.

Preferably leave a cellphone number for both yourself and your friends / family, and we’ll try and SMS them.

Tip:

Suggest you avoid calling. Lines are bound to be screwed. SMS direct instead.

My number is +919820147433 if you need a message relayed.


12th

Nov-2008

The Bad Day That I Loved…

Jerry Posted in Art, Attitude, Blogging, Fun, Life, Love, ME, Marriage, Men, Sexs, Town & City Life, Women, fiction 9 Comments »

The recipe for a perfect bad day was in place. I slept through the morning alarm, woke up at 11AM and missed the meeting at 10. To top things up, i woke up with a bad headache. Hangover from last night! 2 large vodkas with coke with 2 cubes of ice, that’s all that i had. Plus the fact that i went out on a weekday for a drive with the gang. I wasn’t home till 3 in the morning.

Well, i sat there on the bed contemplating what to do now? Obviously i had to get dressed asap and reach office. In the mean time i had to think of some real good reason to tell my manager why i was late. Cant tell him that i was working late, because the release was done and there was not much of work left. Ok, the most used and reused reason always works, ‘I wasn’t feeling well, i was having a bad headache!’. Thinking that will bail me out i had a quick shower, dressed and reached office.

As if i had a clue, work piled on me when i got my senses back. I thought about the book, “Who Moved My Cheese?” by Dr. Spencer Johnson, now i should be Haw. How can i be Haw? Screw it, let me get through the day first. Just want to get back home. Some how i managed to push myself through what was left of the day. Remember, i reached office at 12PM. Finally after managing to stage some ‘i’m feeling sick’ drama i was out of office by 5PM. Please don’t ask me how, but i managed it.

Whats next? Took my bike and was out of Embassy Golf Links, on to Intermediate Ring Road and i was headed towards K-Town. Hmmm.. none of my friends are going to be free till 7PM. Not even my jobless sweetheart, my pseudo-wife in the group, who only has time to cut her hair. Someone should tell her that at this rate she would go hairless in a month or less. The fact is that, that someone should be Mr. India, not because he can charm her into not doing it, because she is the bully of the group and we all are, to be frank, scared to tell her this. That even applies to her ‘real’ boyfriend too.

This did bring a smile on my face, which quickly faded into something like - Ooops i’m screwed again - when i realized that i jumped the signal at Sony World. Throttled to the max and even before the cowboys of Bangalore Traffic Police could jump in front of my bike, i had crossed e-zone. Hmmm where do i go next. Let me go to Forum. I’ll go to Landmark and roam around till everyone is free and its time when the ‘gang’ can meet up.

I was feeling much better compared to how i had started the day. It was returning to normalcy. 30 min in Landmark and i was bored to my karmic senses. Oh crap, let me have a coffee now. I went all the way to CCD and ordered for a Mocha with an extra espresso shot. That ought to cheer me up a bit. Waiting … waiting … waiting … looking at the chicken-tikka sandwich, thinking over what had happened till now, i lost track of my environment and was cursing me in my head when,

“What a bad a day!!!”

“Tell me about it…”, i replied.

Oops. Did i just say that out loud. With ninja-reflexes and blood rushing to my head and beads of sweat forming on my forehead, i looked to the side, to find those beautiful hazel-eyes looking quizzically at me. The ninja ran for cover, more blood rushed to my head and i was sweating so badly that i could have used a shower at that point.

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30th

Oct-2008

Writer’s Block : WTF !!!! Fuck it, I’m back

Jerry Posted in Advice, Blogging, Celebrations, Computer and Internet, Cultures, Entertainment, Freedom, Friends Blogging, Fun, Geekiness, Life, Love, ME, Thoughts, Town & City Life, blog, friends, stupidity No Comments »

 Writers Block : WTF !!!! Fuck it, Im backI was there. It didn’t feel great.

I was scared, i was lost, i was wandering in the dark.

I hit the Writer’s Block.

Trust me its a damn scary place. Felt good when i reached there, mainly due to the fact that i was busy at work and i was in no way even getting time to pee. Forced into the dark the force grew weaker in me. Two days back i faced the bitter reality that i had hit the block, i shouldn’t have taken the left turn at the T-junction at the dead-end, for what joy?, i have no idea.

Goddess Wikipedia (a.k.a. Goddess Saraswathi in Hindu Mythology), describes Writer’s Block as :

Writer’s block is a phenomenon involving temporary loss of ability to begin or continue writing, usually due to lack of inspiration or creativity.

Naah!!! Nothing of these caused my condition. I had inspiration(lots of it) and i had lots to write but i didn’t. Why? I needed a reason and today i have a reason to write. Breaking the door, like Rajani, i’m out with the reason i needed (I wish it was more like a girl that i walked out with).

20th Sept, 15th Oct and this one on the 30th of Oct, that was the frequency of my posts in the last 2 months.

Looking back i ponder what made me stop, was it the work or was it something more noir. Yes, work was one of the reasons, undeniably. 20+ hrs of working on a single day, my friends began referring me as IBM’s bitch. Getting adjusted to the new life was one definite factor. But when i search deep it was something more than that. One that pains me still, tried shrugging it off, but couldn’t, it still lingers in the darkest thoughts. It can be described as one that is scariest for a writer. I was never credited for something that i wrote. Even my closest friends didnt acknowledge the fact that it was me. Bang! i got a “500 Internal Server Error” when i was expecting a “200 OK” with “Connection: Keep-Alive”.

Any way its all behind me, and i at least think that i’m back.

BTW my lingo has now been reduced into the results of an aftermath of heavy AS2/AS3 testing, with heavy dosage of XML and Development team that doesnt consent to bugs.

Taken this opportunity, if u would like anyone who is coming across this post to share, what made them hit writer’s block and how they did eventually overcome it….

:)


20th

Sep-2008

It Hurts ..

Jerry Posted in Attitude, Blogging, Friends Blogging, Life, ME, Racism, Town & City Life, blog, friends 2 Comments »

http://jdra.mo-blog.jp/official/images/fuck_you.jpgIt Hurts … when you know a person for so long and yet she compares you, measures you ..

It Hurts … when things that you do goes unnoticed …

It Hurts … when she tells you, that you are not good enough …

It Feels Better — when i say FUCK YOU !!!


18th

Sep-2008

A Twitter Message

Jerry Posted in Blogging, Browsers, Computer and Internet, Entertainment, Fun, Geekiness, Window's Message 2 Comments »

So happy that i’m having net at home, i try and open Twitter.

Guess what this is the message that i get…

twitter-300x248 A Twitter Message

What are the chances …


22nd

Aug-2008

2nd Anniversary

Jerry Posted in Anniversary, Blogging, Celebrations, Fun, ME, blog 2 Comments »

http://penguinpartyzone.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/second-year-anniversary-cake.jpg

This day, 2 years back i started this blog.

Phew !! been quite a ride ..

Thanks for all the readers and followers. And my friends who get spam mails from me regarding any updates …

:) happy blogging


7th

Aug-2008

The New Design

Jerry Posted in Blogging, Entertainment, Fun, ME, blog 2 Comments »

Here it is, after 2-3 sleepless nights and sleeping in office, i have the new look for my site.

From

v20-300x191 The New Design

which i called SIMv2.0, I have moved to SIMv3.0, which look like this

v30-300x167 The New Design

Thanks to Bob (http://www.blogohblog.com/) for his Limau Orange Theme, which i took as the base and then modified it extensively for this new theme.

Wordpress Theme - Limau Orange

Any way, hope you all like the new look and waiting for your feed backs and comments.

I’ll be really grateful if you can send me some of the errors that you notice, as it was done during sleep deprived nights .. :)

Happy Blogging  :)


1st

Aug-2008

The Blogging Session Slides

Jerry Posted in Blogging, Education, Entertainment, Freedom, Friends Blogging, Geekiness, ME, Media, Mutiny.in, Report, Session/Workshop/Talk, blog, friends 1 Comment »

This one is a general intro to blogging. Its the same one that i did at Wipro but with modifications.

I have the Calvin and Hobbes theme for this one.

This is the Blogging for Business slides. Its Dilbert themed


1st

Aug-2008

Blogging Workshop at BIMTECH

Jerry Posted in Blogging, Education, Entertainment, Friends Blogging, Fun, Mutiny.in, Report, Review, Travelogues, tech. 5 Comments »

logo-BIMTECH Blogging Workshop at BIMTECHNever ever did i expect that something that i follow as a passion would get me a chance to conduct a session at one of the best business schools in north India.

Last week-end, i flew to Delhi and on Saturday i was at BIMTECH, Greater Noida, for a session on blogging and the monetary benefits of blogging. The E-Cell of BIMTECH had contacted Mutiny for help and i took the offer.

The session was planned at 6p.m.. You really have to appreciate the guys who study at b-schools, a session at 6p.m. was nothing for them. Other colleges too were invited for the workshop and there were indeed people present at that time of the evening on a Saturday evening.

The session kicked off after a brief intro about the speaker, ahhmmmm that’s me :), and about Mutiny and of collage-300x187 Blogging Workshop at BIMTECHcourse about my friend Mayank (yes its the StudioWordpress guy!!! - http://mayankgupta.com or http://mayank.info ). Mayank was supposed to be on time and help me out with the session, but he was caught up with an emergency Snooker game-session. Well he did turn up to save me for the last 30min :).

I started off at the same grounds from where i started the blogging session at Wipro. Telling them everything that i knew about blogging, etiquette, etc etc. But there was a flaw. Most of the people who were there didn’t know how to start a blog. By ’start a blog’ i mean they didn’t know even how to get a blog at blogger. The lesson - get to know the people and the requirements before we start.

So STOP!!! Get back to the basics. Took them through the live demo of setting up a blog in Blogger. So when all was set, and everyone was on the same page, we were back to where we stopped.

Mayank was just in time as i was getting warmed up with the business side of blogging. Talked about some of the ways that i knew about making money out of blogging. Though i have to mention that i’m too lazy for a blogger that i don’t earn as much as others do, out of blogging.

The idea of a community blog was something new to them. The facts on how Mutiny has grown and maintains itself interested them.

After that it was Mayank’s turn to help everyone with the things that he knows. The way he earns his living was interesting to listen to and i’m quite sure that it would have opened up some idea for those who were listening.

The fact that interested me a lot was the volume of idea that people had for blogging. They all wanted to blog for so many reasons and they just wanted to know how.

Put together the session was one that’s one of the most memorable. I’m taking back some very valuable learnings and some ideas with me.

More pics here

BloggingWordshopAtBIMTECH Blogging Workshop at BIMTECH
Blogging Wordshop at BIMTECH

If any BIMTECH guys are reading this, i would like you to give me you feedbacks and comments too .. :)

(Cross-posted here)


13th

Jun-2008

“Shut Up and Drive”

Jerry Posted in Blogging, Celebrations, Friends Blogging, Fun, Men, Rubbish, Sexs, Thoughts, Town & City Life, Women, friends, stupidity 3 Comments »

Shut Up and Drive!

courtesy hexium.