Why I Support The Attack On Women

Off late there has been a lot of reports, both via the main stream media as well as blogs, about the increasing number of attacks on women. So i decided to do an RCA (Root Cause Analysis) of the situation myself. Basically i wanted to find answer to these questions -

  1. Why do such attacks happen?
  2. Who are these attackers? Are they teenagers or people well in their late 30s?
  3. Whom did they target? What was so special about the people who were attacked?
  4. What they did, is it wrong? … etc.

Problem Statement:

As far what i read in the news papers and what i heard from others discussing, these attacks were orchestrated by people who say they are supporting the ‘Indian Culture‘. They call them selves as the conservators of Indian Culture. The good Samaritans who resorted to a quick resolution of the problem, attacked the women to save the Indian Culture form getting westernized, the same evil forces from which the Mahatma delivered us (they might argue so)

Hence we have our Problem Statement as : The Attack was to preserve/conserve the Indian Culture.

Analysis:

Now that we have defined the problem statment, lets looks at the analysis. Lets define what happened, what were the public reactions like.

The people who attacked women in Mangalore, Bangalore, Mysore (???), some-other-’ore’ etc. ( lets refer them for the time being as SenaPpl), just couldn’t digest the fact that the bharatiya naari (Indian Woman) dressed in jeans and T-s. Plus the fact that they were dining at a lounge, crossing-the road, waiting for a bus or even minding-their-on-business when they where attacked.

The people who were attacked (we will refer them as Victims), were teenagers and techies. The Victims all had one thing in common, they were wearing western clothes – jeans, t-s, skirts etc. If you might notice the attacks were not on women who were wearing saree/salwar/any authentic Indian dress. The SenaPpl were all men. There were no incidends of women attacking men or women attacking women. It was the XY chromosomes attacking the XX Chromosomes.

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Harry Potter Bollywood Version

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Harry Potter Bollywood VersionHarry Potter has been an instant hit. So here is the Bollywood version of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The story unwinds like this -

Hermione starts to have feelings for Harry, while Ron doesn’t have the courage to confess the love to Hermione.

While Harry is torn b/w the love and friendship, the girl who kissed harry in Order of Phoenix, joins Voldermort and the dark.

There is this magnificent fight b/w Potter and Voldermort. Harry is helped by Hermione and Ron sticks to save Hermione (Love is blind you see).

Harry wins over Voldermort but with the cost of Hermione‘s life. Ron is broken and to wards the end he goes in to solitude.

Harry is now regret having lost everything. He joins the School as teacher of dark arts.

19years later Ron returns with wounds still fresh, but he meet with harry and both set aside all differences for a better tomorrow …

END OF STORY

May be Karan Johar could take up the script, add 10 songs to it and WOW!!!

We have our own Harry Potter may be Hari Patel