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Techie version of ‘Kolaveri Di’

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If ‘Kolaveri Di’ is taking on India like a storm, then this techie-version is a must have.

All credits goes to Mr. Deepak Kumar. No idea who this chap is. I got the lyrics as a mail forward. Mr Deepak’s terms and conditions for sharing this song is given below.

Hello boys.. I am singing song.. soup song.. flop song
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(rthym corrct)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(maintain plz)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..adi

Mmmm mmm mmmm
Distance uula bikeu bikeu
bikeu colouruu black uu
Bike-u backseat girluu girluu
girlu coloru whiteuu

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

White-u skinu clientu clientu
Clientu heartu Blacku
Issue u Issue u meet u meet u
My appraisal darku

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Dialogue1: ”mama.. notes eduthuko.. apadiye kaila KT eduthuko”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Sariya reverse KT sollu
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve ve

Dialogue2:”he he he he.. Super maama super maama.. ready? 1…. 2uu.. 3eee 4”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve
Dialogue3:” Ok. Maama.. now tune change.. uh?”
Kaila Mouse u(Di:”illa illa only English huh”)
Hand-la mouse uu Mouse la code u
Code u fulla error uu
Empty lifeu project come u
Life reversu gearu
Bug bug u. Oh my bug u
U showed me BOW u
Beer u beer u.. Holy beer u
I want you here now u
God I am dying now u
PM happy how u
This song is for IT guys u
We don’t have choice u

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(2)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..di
Flop song…

 

Deepak’s conditions:

P.S. i hold the copyright for the above lyrics( i hate copying n plagiarizer)
P.S.2 its a open source lyrics (:p) so plz free to copy but jus mention the name at last.
P.S.3 My hearty thanks to my beloved friend Raghavan for sharing in KEC BB .
P.S.4 if u feel the above lyrics so mokkai , shall get u free tickets for POWERSTAR Srinivasan’s Anandha Thollai (running over 250 days) hope u would enjoy that.
P.S.5 pattu eppadi iruku (+en lyrics a) pathi neenga feel pannatha review la podunga.
Not sure what the 4th and 5th conditions are, but we totally agree with you on the 1st, 2nd and 3rd.

Meeting

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Yes, it on now!

Are you sure? I don’t want to waste my time on something that might turn into a freak show…

Trust me! This time it’s going to happen for sure. Leave the details to me. You just make sure that you will be there on time.

Trust you? Remember last time, we were… No!… I was this close and we had to abort.

How could i have ever predicted someone else’s action? The sales guy had an impeccable timing. This time that won’t happen.

Why?

How does it help, me answering all these worthless questions? Does it satisfy some childish fantasies in you?

Stop wasting my time and your’s. I need to know all the details…

Ok, fine! The guard has been advised not to let anyone in.

You told the guard! Why? You might as well hang a board outside with the details.

Oh, shut-up! We pay him for nothing. He should be the least of our problems.

What if someone else…

No one will! It’s a Monday for god sake. Everyone’s doing what they want to do and we at this wouldn’t even cross anyone’s mind.

Will it be over in 2hrs?

We will be in and out in 2hrs… tops. Unless you want to…

No… Let’s concentrate on what we have to do and get the hell out of here. By evening, we will join everyone else at the usual time. You will reach sometime between 8 and 8:15 p.m. I will be here by 9. Does that sound good?

Yes.

Ok! See you at the destination!

and (finally) i’m proud of my wife!

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This might as well could be the last blog post that i write before i step into a new roll. So here it goes…

With just over a day left for us to welcome the new member to our family, i must say that i’m totally proud of my wife and this is why.

She said -

We got married on 11th of Feb. Imagine the baby being born today (23rd of March) and we have our second child on 5th of August. Now the day of wedding was 11, first child would’ve been on 23 and the second on 5/8. With that we could’ve had the Fibonacci series – 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8.. – in the family !

Needless to say, something like that coming from her made me overly proud of the woman i married.