What would You do and Why?

A long winding road. The kind of road that is perfect for driving, with fields on one side and a water body on the other. Trees adorn the sides of the road with intermittent patches of shade and sunshine. The kind of road that you love to slow cruise on your vehicle rather than set the next land speed record. Other vehicles seldom pass through this road. Public transportation is close to non existent.

You are driving on that road, on a summer afternoon. Catching a break from the buzz of the city life.

Scenario 1 : You spot an elderly woman, alone by the side of the road. Her are close to rags. They have signs that tells you that she could have been working in the fields. She looks tired. She spots you on the road, approaching and signs that she needs a lift in the direction you are going.

Scenario 2 : You spot a young girl, shades, shorts and tees, alone by the side of road. There is no hint of her being out on the road for long. She looks fantastic and great curves. She spots you on the road, approaching and signs that she needs a lift in the direction you are going.

Question : Whom would you give the lift to and why did you decide not to stop for the other person?

P.S. Ladies, if you are reading this then change the characters to an old man and a handsome chap. icon wink What would You do and Why?  

Beating Procrastination!

The other day, i read this article about “How to Beat Procrastination“. What interested me was that, the article outlined a procrastination equation,

procrastination equation Beating Procrastination!

This was followed by couple of steps on how to beat procrastination. It looked at factors in the equation that you can control – Expectancy, Value and Impulsiveness (Please read the article of more details). The article goes on to state that -

… Once you know the procrastination equation, our general strategy is obvious. Since there is usually little you can do about the delay of a task’s reward, we’ll focus on the three terms of the procrastination equation over which we have some control. To beat procrastination, we need to:

1. Increase your expectancy of success.

2. Increase the task’s value (make it more pleasant and rewarding).

3. Decrease your impulsiveness.

Then there was this article, that explained what the author had in place to beat procrastination. The article is aptly titled as “My Algorithm for Beating Procrastination“. It gives a step-by-step approach to be productive and beat procrastination.

Step 1: Notice I’m procrastinating.

Step 2: Guess which unattacked part of the equation is causing me the most trouble.

Step 3: Try several methods for attacking that specific problem.

Step 4: If I’m still procrastinating, return to step 2.

The trick here is to realize that Delay is the only fact that you don’t have control over.With that enlightenment, i decided to take myself through the steps when ever i find myself procrastinating.

Need less to say, it didn’t last very long. It simply failed at the very fist task. Or to give the benefit of the doubt to the equation, the task was not a well chosen one.

The Task :  To wake up in the morning.

Result : FAILED

I wake up everyday my snoozing the alarm as many times as i can. Just prolonging the sleep 10 more minutes and that goes on and on, till i’m really late for work.

The alarm went off as usual. 7:30 AM, the alarm read. The hand moved voluntarily to tap on the mobile and snooze the alarm. Now it was the long and tiresome process of getting my ass of the bed.

Then, in that state of semi-consciousness, i thought about the 4 steps. But all i could remember was step 1 and 2. I realized that i was at step 1 – i’m procrastinating.

Now to step 2 and answer the question – what would be the benefit of waking up early? I could be in office early, i could finish work more because of the less distractions. I could feel fresh all day. I would be … would be … would … wou .. zzz…

(It never works!)

Techie version of ‘Kolaveri Di’

If ‘Kolaveri Di’ is taking on India like a storm, then this techie-version is a must have.

All credits goes to Mr. Deepak Kumar. No idea who this chap is. I got the lyrics as a mail forward. Mr Deepak’s terms and conditions for sharing this song is given below.

Hello boys.. I am singing song.. soup song.. flop song
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(rthym corrct)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(maintain plz)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..adi

Mmmm mmm mmmm
Distance uula bikeu bikeu
bikeu colouruu black uu
Bike-u backseat girluu girluu
girlu coloru whiteuu

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

White-u skinu clientu clientu
Clientu heartu Blacku
Issue u Issue u meet u meet u
My appraisal darku

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Dialogue1: ”mama.. notes eduthuko.. apadiye kaila KT eduthuko”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Sariya reverse KT sollu
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve ve

Dialogue2:”he he he he.. Super maama super maama.. ready? 1…. 2uu.. 3eee 4”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve
Dialogue3:” Ok. Maama.. now tune change.. uh?”
Kaila Mouse u(Di:”illa illa only English huh”)
Hand-la mouse uu Mouse la code u
Code u fulla error uu
Empty lifeu project come u
Life reversu gearu
Bug bug u. Oh my bug u
U showed me BOW u
Beer u beer u.. Holy beer u
I want you here now u
God I am dying now u
PM happy how u
This song is for IT guys u
We don’t have choice u

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(2)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..di
Flop song…

 

Deepak’s conditions:

P.S. i hold the copyright for the above lyrics( i hate copying n plagiarizer)
P.S.2 its a open source lyrics (:p) so plz free to copy but jus mention the name at last.
P.S.3 My hearty thanks to my beloved friend Raghavan for sharing in KEC BB .
P.S.4 if u feel the above lyrics so mokkai , shall get u free tickets for POWERSTAR Srinivasan’s Anandha Thollai (running over 250 days) hope u would enjoy that.
P.S.5 pattu eppadi iruku (+en lyrics a) pathi neenga feel pannatha review la podunga.
Not sure what the 4th and 5th conditions are, but we totally agree with you on the 1st, 2nd and 3rd.

Meeting

Yes, it on now!

Are you sure? I don’t want to waste my time on something that might turn into a freak show…

Trust me! This time it’s going to happen for sure. Leave the details to me. You just make sure that you will be there on time.

Trust you? Remember last time, we were… No!… I was this close and we had to abort.

How could i have ever predicted someone else’s action? The sales guy had an impeccable timing. This time that won’t happen.

Why?

How does it help, me answering all these worthless questions? Does it satisfy some childish fantasies in you?

Stop wasting my time and your’s. I need to know all the details…

Ok, fine! The guard has been advised not to let anyone in.

You told the guard! Why? You might as well hang a board outside with the details.

Oh, shut-up! We pay him for nothing. He should be the least of our problems.

What if someone else…

No one will! It’s a Monday for god sake. Everyone’s doing what they want to do and we at this wouldn’t even cross anyone’s mind.

Will it be over in 2hrs?

We will be in and out in 2hrs… tops. Unless you want to…

No… Let’s concentrate on what we have to do and get the hell out of here. By evening, we will join everyone else at the usual time. You will reach sometime between 8 and 8:15 p.m. I will be here by 9. Does that sound good?

Yes.

Ok! See you at the destination!