Category Archives: Gender

2008 We scored 2+1+’A whole hostel’

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nymum molestation248final 2008 We scored 2+1+A whole hostelIf it was the New Year’s eve on 31st Dec 2006 that in Mumbai ‘we’ strip searched a girl, we just made sure that we area  ‘progressive’ nation. This New Year’s eve we did 2. Way to go …
Are we Indians so sexually frustrated so that we behave worse than dogs. How will these people ever understand that its because of this attitude that they dont stand a chance with any girl and have to be frustrated all the time. Perverts!!!
Now that molestation is the new media key word. IBN Live has some interesting facts – One estimate says a woman is raped every 32 minutes, murdered every 22 minutes, and molested every 15 minutes in India.
There are reports from all around India –
Patna had its share of boys barging into girls hostel, and in Kochi, people molest 15 year old Swedish Tourist.
They should all be caught and castrated!!!

Co-ed, Muslims and a Fatwa

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A simple query — whether pubescent girls can go to co-educational institutions — has set the cat among the pigeons, with Darul Uloom Deoband, issuing a fatwa against co-education for Muslims [TOI News report]

I have nothing against the Muslims, theirs is a great religion, but have to say these people are real a$$h0l3$..

With India almost topping the charts in the world wide AIDS survey, and given the global sex report (Virgin Indians), where are we going with such nonsense orders. Well u can prevent AIDS that way, but aint it better to teach them about condoms (WTF? and WTF is WTF????) and safe sex???

I’m not telling that we should go ahead and break all traditions, but curiosity will indeed kill that cat … I hope everyone got what i meant icon biggrin Co ed, Muslims and a Fatwa

What do these people gain from such orders? Media attention, fame … after that??? Does the meaning of ‘Free Country’, implies you can dictate over other people?

Ok i get it, all clergy of Darul Uloom Deoband, would have been cheated by their love during their teens. Thats the best guess i can make… icon smile Co ed, Muslims and a Fatwa What say???

Women: The reason for Road Accidents

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Well trust me on this. You’re taking this from someone who has survived the Hosur Road(The Infamous Hosur Road), so you have every reason to believe this.

Basically there are 2 types of Women. The first group, the ones that drive 2-wheelers and cars. I havent seen any drive buses and trucks, may be they are busy driving their guys icon smile Women: The reason for Road Accidents . And the second, the ones that donot.

Nothing wrong with the ones that dont drive? You are totally mistaken. Wow!!! Bangalore is indeed the ‘Garden’ city. Mid-rise jeans , Minis, short-tops, rouge, 32-28-32 on a bike … how can a guy drive properly, but adore. If u see a pileup, or a heated argument between an auto-driver and a car driver arguing on whose mistake was it when the car hit the auto from behind. You hear then at the top of their voice, auto-driver “I braked coz of the traffic in front of me”; car-driver “u came out of no where”. The real reason, one of those seemingly benign creations of god must have been spotted by the sidewalk, or crossed in front of the auto. Simple!!!

Now the ones that drive, again of two types. First type, they drive with their legs popping out of the mopeds, making the moped a 2 wheel-2 legged vehicle; or the snail-drivers in cars, biting their lips together and a tensed look as if they are having a sub-critical nuclear bomb in their trunk.

These people cause minor accidents as motorists approach them at slow speed to adore them or for a quick glance. If she is what we call as a “bomb-shell”, then she will have a huge escort of bikes and cars, traffic police think as if some VIP is coming over. Bikers, they stick to those vehicles like swarm of bees. Everyone moving in for a quick peek.

Now the worse ones, the expert women drivers. They drive with such balance, elegance than most men, you wont believe your eyes when one passes you by. They drive with such authority, they master the roads where ever they go. Something most men cant do. And the worse accidents happens while chasing these sparrows around. Some ended up having their ‘last’ peek too… And i have seen 2 ladies, who drive their Honda Activas at 70+kph on Hosur Road at the time of morning rush hour.

Steps for a successful ‘NEW’ love affair or A Simple way to keep ONE

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iloveyou0000 Steps for a successful NEW love affair or A Simple way to keep ONE icon smile Steps for a successful NEW love affair or A Simple way to keep ONE its quite funny, my last post is causing me to think of ingenious ways of, lets say “safe cheating”, or “safe two timing” or say the best way to step out of a relation ship into a new one.

  1. When you fell for someone, and dont know how to handle your existing relationship, make sure you dont get the POST Love Syndrome (POST Love Syndrome – The Guillotine or The Rack)
  2. Next important thing is to start keeping a new diary or book. Note down anything that you share with your girlfriend. This can be extremely useful when u are breaking apart. HOW? imagine u shared your mail pwd and forgot. Who knows she might be still spying on you.
  3. When out on shopping, make sure you practice self control. When she is busy digging through different dress(which apparently u see as the same), keep saying “hmmm”, “aahhaa”, “ya tru…”, “hmmm ok “, just take a dress out of the pile and say “this looks good”(whether she likes it or not) or “just keep staring at some one else’s zzzzz”
  4. If you are two-timing, please dont think that you can manage all in your head. Keep a planner . Plan your time, distribute it, think of new excuses, and always make sure u keep saing “I Love You”.This helps to avoid any chance encounters or running into irreversible damage
  5. While 2-timing keep two separate mobile’s. So this helps you not to run out of excuses when either one finds you busy.
  6. Buy her lots and lots of Sandals … “A Sandal a week, keeps you regular Kiss uninterrupted.”

If you are planning to use these steps, icon smile Steps for a successful NEW love affair or A Simple way to keep ONE … go ahead … let me know … I always enjoy a good laugh. These things are never true.

cupid and psyche Steps for a successful NEW love affair or A Simple way to keep ONEYes girls love shopping, dressing up etc and we guys find it irritating. There is something that you girls/women will never understand. If a guy is not a flirt (someone like me … ahhmmm), it takes a lot of his energy and strength to come up to you and ask you out. You will practically kill the person when you reject him.

And guys, be a bit sensitive. Your girl is taking so much time dressing up and making herself look good just for you(its what i believe). Obviously they want you to think that you have the best girl in the world. But the sad part is that they end up over doing it.

NB: The last part applies to only true lovers only and for you are looking for time pass, please read the instruction from 1-6