Cheerleader’s diary

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Already the cheerleaders are causing heads to turn(or rather bend down and look up), distract batsmen, increasing stampedes near their place on the field.

Shobhaa De has written this hilarious article – Cheerleader’s diary.

I must say i couldn’t stop laughing …

Here are some excerpts

…Gee… I am like totally weirded out by this whole India gig. Like these Indians are majorly weird! Especially that minister dude from Mumbai who wants to ban us from shaking our pom poms. Come on, man. Chill out. It’s really hot out there. Like 40 degrees C, okay? What do you want us gals to wear? Eskimo suits? Oh oh, I get it — we are the ones getting the heat up, right baby? That’s our job, honey! We get paid for it. Ask that cutie with the big mama earstuds who hired us — Veejay. The bigger, the better, he said. We thought he was referring to the crowds in the stadium…

…Especially those handsome hunks with ponytails who are on the field playing some bizarro game that’s not half as much fun as baseball or soccer. We were told it’s called ‘Cricket’. What a cute name! I always thought cricket was an insect!…

…Occasionally, they also watch the game, especially when that funny umpire is dancing and prancing behind three sticks. The teams are like Russian salad, with players of all hues mixed up in the bowl. Our job is easy — we cheer for the boss’ team….

…Of course, there are some gross guys who ask us to bend forward for a better shot, but we aren’t stooopid. We turn around and show our fannies instead. Pretty smart, huh?…

….Indian chicks are way out wild, try clubbing with them… their moves would give pole dancers a complex. Maybe that minister dude should party with locals and scope the scene for himself…. night riding, anyone? We luv our groovy work and groovy undies errr, costumes….

ROTFLOL… icon lol Cheerleaders diary

But have to agree they are Hot :

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Pic courtesy – DLF League

Linkin Park – Minutes To Midnight

41KVkjQYMEL. AA240  Linkin Park   Minutes To Midnight I was only fortunate to listen to the song ‘What I’ve Done’ of the new Linkin Park album Minutes To Midnight before i bought it last saturday. I wouldnt have bought it if it wasnt for the music store to play the cd there.

I was just listening to songs, doing a lill tapping on the floor by myself and doing a bit of head banging… i just simply loved the songs. I couldnt figure out that the songs were played by LP as they sounded so different from their previous albums. I actually walked up to the counter and asked them, is that LP.

Next thing i knew, i was buying the CD.

My advice to you – get the original cd, its worth the investment

The first track “Wake” – gives a feel on what the whole album is about and the intro has been nicely done. 5 start for that …

“Given Up”, is super cool and its one song that i listen to often and has that LP touch with a difference.

3rd track “Leave Out All The Rest”, is a slow but a good to listen to, its not the regular LP song. Its one song to look out for.

“Bleed It Out” is among my favorite, “Shadow Of The Day” has a lot of meaning, among all the songs the most mis-understood or as some claim as a copy of MJ’s Earth Song, is “What I’ve Done”. Yes the theme is similar but, come on!!!, dont compare the two. “What I’ve Done” is a LP flick …

“Hands Held High”, a rap slow song, nice one, but i didnt enjoy this one much.

“No More Sorrow”, lots of heavy drums and excellent guitar play, a must listen one. A definite head-banger track.

“Valentine’s Day”, “In Between”, “In Pieces” and “The Little Things Give You Away” are slow numbers, i havent listened to these songs much, may be once or twice. Its mainly because of the first tracks that i was mentioning about. They are simply awesome …

So my fav ones are : Wake, Given Up, Bleed It Out, Shadow Of The Day, What I’ve Done, and No More Sorrow…

‘Mid-Night Hot’ will not be missed…

Pc0210800 Mid Night Hot will not be missed...Pc0210700 Mid Night Hot will not be missed... icon wink Mid Night Hot will not be missed... Guys !!! Take your eyes of them and tell me what brought these ‘awesome’ pics appear in a daily. Your options are (a) because they are Victoria Secret Models (b)Models from Milan Fashion Week (c) I dont care what it is, i just want to keep staring at them.

Then here is the next one …

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WOW Celina Jaitly… Ohhh… What brought this photo of this bomb-shell in the papers? Options (a)Kingfisher Calender 2008 (b)She donated her clothes to the poor (c)(I see the leopard skin)She is protesting like Rakhi Sawanth against animal cruelties (d)I don’t give a damn, i just want to drool…
icon smile Mid Night Hot will not be missed... gotcha .. The answer is no where in the options. If u seriously burnt your brains over it, don’t blame me. Blame the reporter who put these pics in his article, blame the editor approved these contents in the paper and the least blame me for putting it here. If it was not for the pic i wouldn’t have read these articles in the first place… ( icon smile Mid Night Hot will not be missed... ya thats a confession i make).

The first two models in lingerie came as the photos for an article reporting the apparent ban of FTV by the government.Now the funniest part, the second photo was for the article on Celina Jaitly’s apparent comment that “The more you dress, the more sexier you look”… icon lol Mid Night Hot will not be missed...

logomobileblack Mid Night Hot will not be missed...Now to the real matter, FTV is banned for 2 months for beaming objectionable content programs

The official Report said : The channel has been banned for showing programmes that were against good taste and decency, denigrate women and likely to adversely effect public morality, it said.

How sad!!! Many people are going to be heart broken. What the hell. The banned a TV channel for airing such a program. Then what about this paper that have these fotos in a daily basis. This appeared in the Bangalore Times supplement of the famous Times of India news paper.The funniest thing is that Bangalore is a place where ‘Night-Life’ like pubs, discos and parties are banned after 10PM (if u call that as night life) by the police.

So the print media has the authority to print anything. If its the morale of the society that the ‘government’ is planning to protect, then this is not the way to deal things.

How many schools offer proper sex education? How many youngsters have the liberty of having an open conversation with their parents on these matters? In how many homes speaking or mentioning of sex is still a taboo? Ya they might argue that they give their kids the liberty, the freedom to have a drink with them at times. But that is what you shouldn’t encourage and teach them about much important things. At least teach them to be responsible citizens, the crime rate may come down.

So for the time being guys don’t loose heart, Mid-night Hot and Too Hot at 2 will be back after 2 months. Till then read the daily edition Bangalore Times of Times of India.