The Left and The Farmers

cpi m The Left and The Farmers

At times i don’t understand what’s happening with all these politicos.

Lets take the Achuthanandan (namesake) led CPI government of Kerala. He came into power with a bang. He waived off farmer loans. Great Work? The other side of the story, the waiver was for those farmers who had committed suicide.

I feel it was good of him to do that. Something is better than Nothing.

Second, he reclaims illegal land encroachments. That included a minister too. Bold move again. Common man rejoiced, as they had only seen such iconic personality in Movies.

On the flip side, the CM was getting famous and the party CPM, well they didn’t gain much ground with their Leader’s high flying acts.

Lets reanalyze – CPM – Communist – i.e. the group that stands for the Common Man, the Laborer, the Bourgeois.

Kerala is blessed with a beautiful monsoon season. Thanks to Global Warming, the rain seems to have come a well 3 months in advance. The unwary Farmer spots the rainclouds one fine day. Now he has to make a choice to save his hard work, the Yield of an year – he can get the machine running and do the work in say 2-3hrs or He can get hired hands, debate on their wage, their working time and do th work in 2-3days.

Now if i was a Farmer what will i do? With CPM around i would go for option-2. SOMETHING is better than NOTHING.

But the Farmers, chose option-1. The so called Communist ‘Workers’ came, stopped him from running the machine and as he watched rain lashed upon the fields ruining everything.

Day-4 and we are standing at Rs. 12-13 Crores lost in damages to crops alone.

Now, let me think, Why exactly didn’t CPM shine when Achuthananthan was doing a good job?

Come let’s talk about Loan Waivers again

Literacy can be a PIA…

PIA is Pain In Ass and not Pakistan International Airlines.

Being a Mallu or Malayali (not being offensive in any way by calling myself a Mallu), i’m proud that when it comes to literacy we are doing fairly good as a state. So when this article came to my attention – 300% increase in violence against women in India’s most literate state – i did feel very bad. Being literate we were supposed to be as a model for others to follow and we all together portraying a wrong picture here.

But the i saw the other angle of that. They reached that statistics coz women in Kerala realized the power of law and that there are laws that protect them from domestic violence. They approached the law when in need. The clause that caught me is – “cases files”.

So all those state that say that there is only a marginal increase in domestic violence or that the stats have fallen, RETHINK!!! It could be because that people dont know about the law. Tell them about the law and then lets see.

Even though the report said all that about Kerala, it still quotes this -

But change could happen fast in Kerala, thanks to high levels of literacy. Greater awareness, redressal mechanisms, etc. could help women move forward, as has been seen in recent times.

Thats why i say Literacy can be a real Pain in the Ass at times

The ‘Thiruvanthoram’ dishanary

This really is one complete list of the fabulous Malayalam dialect talked in and around Thiruvananthapuram. This revived my college days …

So here it is … Everyone is welcome to add more …

Thiruvanthoram dishanary – thalley … idivettu …

A

Adi : Sporty __Expression

Adii Sekkkae : Expressive Comment for a Beautiful Gal

Aiyyam : Not Good

Akkan : Elder Sister

Alambu Payalu : Mischievous Guy

Alavalaathi : Useless

Alimpu, Alumpu : Mess Up

Aliyan : Buddy

Alli : Pidichu

Ammachiyaane : Mother Promise

Annaakki Thannu : Cheated

Annack Vare : Deep in Throat

Annan Konni : Real Useless

Appi : Small Baby, Faeces

Arumbaatham : Finish, Samadhaanam

Asokan : Gay

Azhukka : Bad

B

Baiju : Old Man

Balraaram : Balaramapuram

Bonji Vellam : Lime Juice

Borotta : Porotta

Braal : Cat Fish

C
Chaala : Maththi

Charakakukalu : Beautiful Gals

Cheelu : Silly

Chella : Dear, A Nice Boy or a Girl

Chemala : Red

Cherayuka : Staring

Chevala : Red

Cheythu Kidathukka : Revenge Completed
Chorri : Irritating

Chwaaru : Rice

Chwara : Blood

D
Daavu : Pretending

Dappi : Small Pot

De Pode Pode : Go Away

E
Entheru
: What

Entoodi : With Me, To Me

F

Faagyam : Luck

Faaratham : India

Faarya : Wife

G
Ganja Payalu : Sleepy Guy

Gavanam : Be Concerned

H

I

Idichu Pirithu : Strong Punch

Illoolam : In Small Quantity

Inippu : Sweet

Ithippooram : Little

J
Jaada : Self-Importance

K
Kaa Parakki : Lazy Guy

Kadassi, Kadaseelu : Last, The End

Kailanchi : Knife

Kalippu : Riot

Kanji : Weird

Kannamthiruvukalu : Mischief

Karuvaadu : Dried Fish

Kinnam : Fantastic, Small Plate

Konayadi : Making Fun

Koora : Waste

Koothara : Bad

Koothara Payalu : Ugly Boy

Kundaankadavu : Kundamon Kadavu

Kundani : Mischievous

Kuzhithurumbu : Cunny

L

Levan : He

Londe Lavide : Its Over There

M
Maakri : Frog

Machaa : Dear Friend

Madakku : Meals Parcel

Manja pranthu : Mad

Mini Mol : Old Lady

Moda : Self-Importance

Moonchi : Face, Fooled

Mudukku : Narrow Road (Path), Lane

Muttam, Muttan : Gigantic

N

Niroovichu : Thought

Njerippu : Awesome

Noorey : Straight

O

Odakku : To Quarrel, Block

Orakkam : Sleep

Oyfe : Wife

Oyyirae : On Top

P

Paazhu : Useless, Waste

Pallu Vili : Scolding Using Ugly Words

Panna : Bad

Payalukal : Boys

Payya Thanna : Never

Payye : Slowly

Pazham : Fool

Pele : Police
Pesha : Lungi

Peyyaa : Whether Gone?

Peyyoodaam : Lets Go

Polappu : Amazing
Pukilukalu : Problems

Pushpan : Gay

Puttu : Lies

Q
R
S

Swalpam : Little

T
Thalleay : Expressing Surprise, My God

Thallu : To Give

Thammassikkoola : Won’t Allow

Thoottal : Diarrhea

Thorappa : Broom

Thirontharam : Thiruvananthapuram

Thwana : Lots Of
Thyaeri : Uphill

U
Ullasangalu : Happiness

Umba : Cow

V
Valichuu : Cheated

Valipeeru : Cheating

Varuthan : Outsider

Vellangalu : Water

Vesarppu : Sweat

Vetti Veethi : Slaughter to Death

Vyali : Veli
W

Woa..Woa : Ok, Done

X

Y
Yaaku : Puke

Yelavu : Weird

Yemandan : Big

Yetthu Vaali Payalu : Parasite in Nature, a person doesn’t have much importance

Z