Stockings, 10 Degrees Below Zero

We, my wife and i, are from India. More specifically we hail from Kerala. We have spent most of our lifetime here in the southern states of India. We were taught that there are 4 main seasons – Summer, Winter, Autumn and Spring. Obviously these were added to the curriculum by the British and we still learn about these seasons in school. But, only we know about the actual seasons here. The 4 main seasons in Kerala would be – Hot, Hot and Humid, Hotter and Humid and Mildly Hot.

Having heard about winter all our lives, we were prepared with our jackets and boots to face the sub zero weather, when we land in Seoul. But in spite of all that, we walked back into the airport faster than we walked out. It was cold and freezing beyond our all imaginations. We would gladly state that, Hell is not hot, it is cold! Fucking cold!

One of the best things about Seoul are the women there. I’m not talking about women in their retirement age or the women who are less than a decade from meeting their maker, but women of the current generation. They are classy. You just can’t help, but notice the way they dress and how they accessories. It was quite natural that one of our favorite past time there, while on the road, was to check out these ladies. Let me show you a photo.

SeoulDay02 2 199x300 Stockings, 10 Degrees Below ZeroLook, how neatly and elegantly she is dressed. Like her, they all would dress in a classy way and it is a sight that you have to see for yourself. We on the other hand, the ones who came from the ‘hot’ land, would dress up in 3-layers of clothing inside, a jacket on the outside, cap, gloves, boots and would look like giant ugly fluffy dolls.

Now take a closer look at that photo again. Do you see something wrong. With all said and done, what we never understood, were those women who would dress up in mini-skirts or shorts and wear nothing but thin stockings and a shoe. While we would be freezing, they would happily stroll, like it’s the middle of the freaking summer. Stockings in winter, what we think, is like yet another fashion statement.

Sometimes, it is better to leave things the way they are and not derive any logic out of them.

Oh Seoul!

Seoul is in my list of cities that i consider for a revisit.

SeoulDay01 50 300x199 Oh Seoul!

The fact that, if you’re not a native language speaker, it is tough to get around in cities from the eastern side of Asia, holds true for most but not for Seoul. You don’t have to speak or know Korean, Japanese or for that matter Mandarin or Cantonese to get around. Plain old English would do. That said, knowledge about their cultures is quite handy. But hey, no worries, the people there do understand when you’re from out of town.

I had to write this post, just to capture those things that i loved about Seoul, and those things that i was going to miss.

Food

First in the list had to food. The kind of foodie that i’m, this was inevitable. Yes, the food there has a certain smell if you’re from the South-Asia. But i call that a sweet appetizing aroma. So, here is a tip, never ever say that food from a country smells. It is simply disrespectful. They have been having that food for generations and if they happen to land in your country they might also say the same. If you ask me, you are not a foodie unless and until you can eat anything that comes your way. I have always claimed that if it is food, then i have no reservations.

Seoul Street17 300x199 Oh Seoul!Before even, i left India, i was constantly nagged with questions like – ‘How will you manage with the food?’, ‘What if you don’t find anything good to eat?’. Well the list of people who had asked me these questions is quite long and that includes family, friends, colleagues and some random strangers. My reply to all these have been, i’ll eat what ever is available.

So the first day there, the first meal was dinner and it was Korean food. Oh, boy! I just couldn’t contain the pleasure and joy i had. The first sip of Tteokguk was quite assuring that i was going to love Korean food (I think what i had was Tteokguk, but no worries, the dish was awesome). The only problem i had was with chop-sticks. All the restaurants i went i had to ask for fork. If had given the chop sticks a try, they would have seen flying-jumping food tricks by an Indian and i was in no mood to give them a free show.

Then it was literally one after the other Korean dish everyday. Thanks to my colleagues there who were kind enough to take me to all the restaurants they went to and for explaining what kind of food it was. I can still taste the food and the aroma every time i think about Korean cuisine.

People

This post would be incomplete, if i didn’t mention about Korean people. They are one of the most welcoming people i have met. And thanks to their habit of greeting every customer, the only thing i learned from Korea is to say “Annyeonghaseyo” which means Hello. They give and take with both hands and it is considered impolite to offer something with one hand.

If you happen to visit any of the local markets there, you would know that knowing just English could get you around and get what you need. Even if the vendor doesn’t know English, all it takes to close a sale is to communicate the price with the customer and back. They had a trick up their sleeve, the calculator. They would type the cost on a calculator and show it to you. Simple nod of the head and gestures would be enough to communicate your agreement to the said price or else you can show them the price you’re looking for.

Connectivity

Korean Metro is really good and can get you to most places within the city. Get a map, hop on the Metro, visit places. Period.

The connectivity that i’m talking about is internet connectivity. Just stand by the corner of the street and you would be just blown away as to how many WiFi signals you can get and there is a good chance that one of them would be an open network. Yes, for a person like me, i wanted to stay connected and i did hop on some free WiFi.

It doesn’t matter where you are, there would be at the minimum 2 WiFi signals and if there are more than 5, then there is a good chance that one of them would be free.

This mode of connectivity explains, why most Koreans are addicted to their handheld devices. If they don’t have anything else to do, they are immersed in one or the other activity on their mobile.

Apple products are expensive. Well what more can you expect from the land of Samsung. The kind of device you use is something close to a status symbol.

Louis Vuitton and Man-Purses

SeoulDay01 49 300x199 Oh Seoul!I have always heard about Louis Vuitton products, but i never realized that the Louis Vuitton products were such a fashion statement until i was in Seoul. Every other lady on the street will have a Louis Vuitton bag. The markets there sell more Louis Vuitton imitations than any other brand. If you look close enough you can find Louis Vuitton bags, purses, dolls, shoes and even chaddis. No kidding! Thanks to Seoul, for teaching me about Louis Vuitton.

Remember Joey in FRIENDS and his man-purse? Well there are a lot of man-purses in active duty all around Seoul and i just want to leave that fact at that. I’m not going to make any assumptions and conclusions.

Final words…

Seoul is definitely a place to visit. It doesn’t matter which time of the year you are visiting, the city can mesmerize you. So give Seoul a thought for the next vacation that you’re planning.

An Island and Two Coconut Trees

comicbox1 An Island and Two Coconut Trees

The picture sums up what we need in a good social media consultant/promoter or what qualities each of us should possess if we want to be a successful social media consultant/promoter. Given an island and two coconut trees how can you make it the most desirable place on the web?

  • The lady with the peace sign.

Like a lady, one should be gentle and do the most sensible thing that will do good for the brand or idea.

  • The guy with the big brush.

Well this symbolizes the creative and the artistic side of being a social media consultant/promoter. There are a lot of people who want to be in this field and the big question is how do you become creative enough to stand apart.

  • The guy with the bulb.

Being innovative and inventive should be the final quality. One must be inventive in ways to promote a client or service via the social media. Re-inventing the wheel only runs for so long.

Written for Samyukta Media‘s Our story, You write: Social Media Story Contest. Contest Code : SM2CNov2011

Techie version of ‘Kolaveri Di’

If ‘Kolaveri Di’ is taking on India like a storm, then this techie-version is a must have.

All credits goes to Mr. Deepak Kumar. No idea who this chap is. I got the lyrics as a mail forward. Mr Deepak’s terms and conditions for sharing this song is given below.

Hello boys.. I am singing song.. soup song.. flop song
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(rthym corrct)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(maintain plz)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..adi

Mmmm mmm mmmm
Distance uula bikeu bikeu
bikeu colouruu black uu
Bike-u backseat girluu girluu
girlu coloru whiteuu

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

White-u skinu clientu clientu
Clientu heartu Blacku
Issue u Issue u meet u meet u
My appraisal darku

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

Dialogue1: ”mama.. notes eduthuko.. apadiye kaila KT eduthuko”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Sariya reverse KT sollu
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve ve

Dialogue2:”he he he he.. Super maama super maama.. ready? 1…. 2uu.. 3eee 4”
Pe pe pe pe
Pe pe pe pe
Ve ve ve ve ve ve ve
Dialogue3:” Ok. Maama.. now tune change.. uh?”
Kaila Mouse u(Di:”illa illa only English huh”)
Hand-la mouse uu Mouse la code u
Code u fulla error uu
Empty lifeu project come u
Life reversu gearu
Bug bug u. Oh my bug u
U showed me BOW u
Beer u beer u.. Holy beer u
I want you here now u
God I am dying now u
PM happy how u
This song is for IT guys u
We don’t have choice u

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di(2)
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri..di
Flop song…

 

Deepak’s conditions:

P.S. i hold the copyright for the above lyrics( i hate copying n plagiarizer)
P.S.2 its a open source lyrics (:p) so plz free to copy but jus mention the name at last.
P.S.3 My hearty thanks to my beloved friend Raghavan for sharing in KEC BB .
P.S.4 if u feel the above lyrics so mokkai , shall get u free tickets for POWERSTAR Srinivasan’s Anandha Thollai (running over 250 days) hope u would enjoy that.
P.S.5 pattu eppadi iruku (+en lyrics a) pathi neenga feel pannatha review la podunga.
Not sure what the 4th and 5th conditions are, but we totally agree with you on the 1st, 2nd and 3rd.

Mail from Kingfisher Airlines

I got the following mail from Kingfisher Airlines,

Dear Mr. Reghunadh,

On behalf of Kingfisher Airlines, I am grateful to you for your support and patronage of our services. I would like to take this opportunity to update you on recent developments at Kingfisher Airlines vis-a-vis media reports on our performance.

As you are aware, the Indian Aviation Industry has been faced with the difficult task of coping with high costs and lower yields. Post considerable thought and deliberation, Kingfisher Airlines has rolled out initiatives that aim to drive the long-term profitability in our efforts to meet these challenges.

As announced earlier, we have decided to focus on the full-service market; to this end Kingfisher Airlines has initiated reconfiguration of its aircraft. This exercise will require few of our aircraft to be out of service for the next few weeks. Ergo and in line with maximizing productivity we have rationalized our network, resulting in a temporary discontinuation of approximately 50 flights out of our current operating schedule of approximately 350 departures per day. Once the reconfiguration is complete, these aircraft will be pressed back into service immediately. Clearly the report about our flights being cancelled owing to the supposed exodus of pilots appears to be falsified.

Our service commitment to you remains sacrosanct, and we have taken every measure to reduce any inconvenience caused due to the temporary changes in schedule. Please accept my sincere apologies in case you have been inconvenienced on this account; I truly appreciate your support, and thank you for your understanding.

I look forward to your continued patronage and remain,

Yours sincerely,

 Anshu Sarin

Vice President

Guest Loyalty and Kingfisher Holidays

We would’ve to wait and see what’s really going to happen.