How do I know you…?

She pinged me on one of the most laziest days of my life …

She asked – “Hi!!! How do i know you???”

For which i had no answer, Lord Google didn’t help, The Order of Orkut didnt help, staring at her photo for 10 min, doing a simultaneous name-to-face search and facial-recognition program on the reels of life gave “No Match Found”.

Getting ready to make a complete ‘rear-end’ out of myself, i told her “I don’t know”. She surprised me by greeting ‘G’d morning’ when it was half-an-hour past 3 in the noon and made me look like an idiot when she answered “Working for a project” to my question of “What are you doing in office on a Sunday?”. Made me think if she was was bitten by a well known Libran.

Whom so ever said, one cant beg on his knees on a chat, you now look like an absolute blossomed bottom!!! I forfeit if it was a game she was playing on me. For a person, looking so cute in her photos, to chat with a stranger for so long, proved to be quite mysterious. She vowed she had no clue.

She left me clue less, high and dry on chat. All i know is that she will be at the same location where my business travel is taking me to…

(P.S. – I did make a complete ass out of myself while chatting to her and in fact she stopped chatting after 30min. A personal best !!!)

Piece of advise : dont chat with anyone when you are drowsy, hungry, tired, lazy and have tasty food by your side .. icon biggrin How do I know you...?

“Geeky & Funny”, Should be the NEW Mantra of Technology!!!

cartoon geek Geeky & Funny, Should be the NEW Mantra of Technology!!!The very first white-paper i wrote was christened – “How to extend your tea-breaks using Scripting“. Introduction started of like this -

The ‘real’ Reason…

Like every other employee, i’m at the liberty of two tea-breaks. But you just can’t spend more than 10min on a tea-break. The work was so much that squeezing even a minute, looked like a distant dream. I would have just given anything to get that break extended.

My savior was Scripting. It helped me automate the routine manual work that was involved, and i had an extra 30 min for tea-breaks.

The question is why did i resorted to write something that was meant to be formal in such a way. I had seen couple of white-papers well written and talking about some real good technologies. Many of them carried that heavy aura of being too technical and very formal, which i felt was deterring my interest in that paper. Unless and until you are someone who is really interested in reading about that particular field of technology you wont feel like reading what that guy has written. Why does it have to be always like that?

In fact technology should be fun in learning and in presentation. When the fun factor is thrown out of the window its becomes serious, boring and well at that point people starts calling its “geeky”. Throw in a few funny statements and make it more pleasing to read and i bet you will get a better audience for the things that you want to communicate.

It can turn sloppy if you are not careful enough to make the point. The message should be loud and clear. But shouldn’t be boring. Take Al Gore’s video on Global Warming – An Inconvenient Truth – for example. Though not technical or geeky, its the best testament to what i have said. The message reached everyone. You wont feel disinterested because, he puts on his witty-shoes in between and is careful enough to avoid them so that it doesn’t start sounding bland.

Still many are prejudiced against this form of presentation and communication. Why cant we use a bit of humor to build the interest in a topic. The first reaction i got for my paper was, ‘does it have to sound so funny?’. I stood by what i believed and submitted the white paper. Felt so good. But it never got selected. But hey! who ever read the title has read the whole paper. I can guarantee that.

Many a times i wondered why do people call things geeky? Its not because it was something that they couldn’t fathom. But it’s because some one made the technology formal and boring. This applies to the online tutorials as well. Why? Why? Why? Why does all theses neat technologies have such a very formal write-ups?

So come one guys we neednt be so formal with technology and ideas. Lets make learning FUN.. icon smile Geeky & Funny, Should be the NEW Mantra of Technology!!!

BANG! BANG! SPASH!!!

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Arun, Me and Abhilash , started off from my place around noon. Joined the rest of the gang and after a 10km journey reached Paintball Arena. After a quick round of intro into the safety instructions we split into two teams of 11 players each – The RED Team and The GREY Team.

I have to be honest. Me and Arun had our doubts on Kaashif. He has played Counter-Strike with us and he is infamous for his friendly fires. Well we took our chances and included him too in our team.

9 guys and 2 girls in our team. We let the girls guard the base and shoot anyone who dared to come close. They also did the recon work.

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Round 1, was in our favor. Me and Arun, paired up and we were able to sneak up on the other team from behind. On the way we took out two opponents each. After that just shoot’em from behind and enjoy the kill. But joy didn’t last long, i got hit on the shoulder and has to leave. But we WON!!.

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The fun part was that. Kaashif and Abhilash had paired up. But once the match started they both went their own ways. icon smile BANG! BANG! SPASH!!!

Round 2, they beat us. I didn’t had much of a choice and was shot on the hand.

Round 3 – To everyone’s surprise, Kaashif lead a suicide attack. He just charged into the otherside. They were just left confused and we took advantage of that.

Every one was exhausted after this round. I faced the grim reality that i had far less stamina than i had thought about. Running, crouching and jumping up again had proved too much for me. The afternoon heat was unbearable. After each round all of us would just crowd near the water dispenser.

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Round 4 – i will remember this very clearly – two head shots .. wow what a feeling. That was short lived when i realized that i had run out of bullets and had to withdraw. icon sad BANG! BANG! SPASH!!!

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By Round 5, we were all exhausted and once we advanced and ducked behind a sandbag we just stayed there. Legs were too heavy to be taken around icon biggrin BANG! BANG! SPASH!!! . That was it. The opposition just advanced and we were sitting ducks.

We lost 3-2

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Phew … what a day .. all exhausted and not even a bit of energy left in anyone. Hungry to the bones we headed out to the nearby dhaba. Ate our hearts out.

After that it was long tiring journey home.

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Enjoyed every bit of it …

Heading to the same place next week too…