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Why I Support The Attack On Women

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Off late there has been a lot of reports, both via the main stream media as well as blogs, about the increasing number of attacks on women. So i decided to do an RCA (Root Cause Analysis) of the situation myself. Basically i wanted to find answer to these questions -

  1. Why do such attacks happen?
  2. Who are these attackers? Are they teenagers or people well in their late 30s?
  3. Whom did they target? What was so special about the people who were attacked?
  4. What they did, is it wrong? … etc.

Problem Statement:

As far what i read in the news papers and what i heard from others discussing, these attacks were orchestrated by people who say they are supporting the ‘Indian Culture‘. They call them selves as the conservators of Indian Culture. The good Samaritans who resorted to a quick resolution of the problem, attacked the women to save the Indian Culture form getting westernized, the same evil forces from which the Mahatma delivered us (they might argue so)

Hence we have our Problem Statement as : The Attack was to preserve/conserve the Indian Culture.

Analysis:

Now that we have defined the problem statment, lets looks at the analysis. Lets define what happened, what were the public reactions like.

The people who attacked women in Mangalore, Bangalore, Mysore (???), some-other-’ore’ etc. ( lets refer them for the time being as SenaPpl), just couldn’t digest the fact that the bharatiya naari (Indian Woman) dressed in jeans and T-s. Plus the fact that they were dining at a lounge, crossing-the road, waiting for a bus or even minding-their-on-business when they where attacked.

The people who were attacked (we will refer them as Victims), were teenagers and techies. The Victims all had one thing in common, they were wearing western clothes – jeans, t-s, skirts etc. If you might notice the attacks were not on women who were wearing saree/salwar/any authentic Indian dress. The SenaPpl were all men. There were no incidends of women attacking men or women attacking women. It was the XY chromosomes attacking the XX Chromosomes.

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Single, Sex and Marriage

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Of late, especially after i booked my flat, my folks are after me, pressurizing every bit inside me to get married. Well, thought you should know, i’ve been a bachelor and i had my share of heart breaks and breakings. After the last one, i just decided to settle with the drunk chicks at the pubs or rather get’em drunk. But how the hell am i supposed to know that my folks were having such plans for me. Trust me, its tough to be a single, good looking, smart dark bachelor down south (i love vanity). The nosy neighbors and relatives makes sure that the juice is sucked out of you. Damn you Suckers!!!

The hard part is, you don’t get to choose or say a word beyond telling yes/no to the girls that they parade in front of you. I consider myself lucky, some guys i *knew* never even had that.

Son! THIS IS YOUR BRIDE! Marry HER!

Yes dad!!!

I mean whats the whole pressure thing about? I’ve been a really well spoiled bachelor so far, waking up and sleeping with the timings of people half-way round the world, eating anything that i could lay my hands on – stale breads, half-cooked spicy chicken curry that cleans your food-track once a month, Domino’s pizzas that run for 2 days etc. etc.. Now i’m being even more responsible by booking a flat (i need to mention that it was again pressure from folks). Now that i have a place for myself, the next thing that i need to concentrate is my career, blogging, make some money etc etc. I’m not ready to be tied down.

What are the odds, that the girl they pick for you is not gonna make your life miserable? Dad’s got a comeback for that too, “At least both the families are there to help you out with that”. Then why cant i just find someone with whom i’m comfortable with? Facts to be laid straight, yes they did take care of you for a long time, but do they have to pick up your partner too.

Am i ready to take the responsibility? Hell no! May be i would like to get married, after i know that person a bit more. If not, then jumping into marriage is no different than having sex, with her and your parent’s consent!

As a closing note, the last conversation with my dad ended with him telling me this -

“As a bachelor, you live like a King and die like a Dog, Once married, you live like a Dog and die like a King”

No idea who put that in his head, but i sure did got it out. Even my mom was left gaping after that dialogue.

Breasts of Confidence

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The mammary glads of the female has been of high liking for the male. Apart from being the source of nourishment for the young Homo-sapiens, it’s been the single most admired part or may be for all the wrong reasons these days.Think women and the picture that most of us get is of a lady with well-formed breasts, rarely do we picture buts …

But have we ever thought about the women who are born with those flirtatious breasts? “Kya thumhare ghar pe maa bahan nahi hai?” (Don’t yocleavage 248 Breasts of Confidenceu have your mom and sister at home?), at times stands as the testament to the frustration of a lady. May be thinking on the women’s perspective CNN-IBN carried a news on whether or not bigger breasts mean higher confidence. Interestingly they conclude that augmentations can lead to a tripled suicide rate in women.This was the image that was carried along with the report they had (ooohhhh!!!)

So does that mean a man-chest-er-united female cant do nothing about her appearance. Does she always have to have a tripled suicide condition to be accepted as a normal person and not be the point of ridicule by the Male? Do all women should be blessed by God to have a handful, so that she can lead a, errr… normal life?200px Tashan Poster Breasts of Confidence

What does the so called Male has to offer? Are all of them so macho and hunks like the guy in the Gillette advt.? If women start Adam-teasing its guaranteed that 90% of the men are going to stay indoors and never come out of shame. The roads will be rid of all the law enforcers with their bellies bigger than my bike’s tank.

So what does the skinny Kareena in Tashan have to say? What was that Saif’s advice? Does that gain her more confidence (to expose) or reduce her over-confidence on screen.? What ever may that be she hell can’t act!!!

Disclaimer Damage

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Till yesterday the Disclaimer on my site ended like this …

Disclaimer Damage

After getting overpowered by my girlfriend for this, as she found it offensive, i had to change it. Now i don’t get why do i have to change it, except for the permanent brain damage that i could end up in…

She keeps telling me, love people, so i ‘extended’ the ‘forward relations’ and now she finds it offensive…

We will never understand women ….